11 Nov ROLL UP ROLL UP
*massive drumroll and deafening crinkle of torn-open biscuit wrappers*
Laydeez an Gennelmen, Bristol’s finest not-actual-sisters upholstery combo, Staple Sisters, are proud to unveil their new and improved website.
GASP at uncensored pictures of bare naked fabrics.
MARVEL at an elaborate contact form.
BE AMAZED at testimonials from folk who are not related to any of the Staple Sisters.
We expect satisfaction to be 100% guaranteed.
Prizes for spotters of any spelling errors.
Why not make it your home page? *
*not a serious suggestion
Massive hand claps and back pats to the splendid Miss Claire Barrett for putting the whole thing together and for putting up with all our ridiculous demands . You can find her deets at the bottom of the site. She’s not a full Staple Sister, more of a Staple Cousin.
Staple Sisters. Trump-free since 2014.
